Martin Amis Ate My Balls! (An Antiliterary Fiction)

by Hugo Baron
July 2004

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Martin Amis Ate My Balls!
(an antiliterary fiction)
 

Bob Modest. Modest Bob. Old Modest Bob. Modest, Bob Modest.

Samantha ate. Samantha suffered. Samantha went blistic.

Martin fucking Amis.

Kurtz laughed.
- Door...? Samantha seethed. Samantha winced.
Poor git, thought Samantha.

 

Books.    Amis or not Amis?    - Fucking traffic.
Kurtz. Fuck.
- No shit. Cunt. Shit. - Fuck. - Shit. - Right. Right.
Fugazi Pinter.
              Never.
 
Fucking hell.
Harold Pinter beat the shit out of Martin Amis.

EXT. 69 AMIS STREET, WEST AMIS GROVE - MORNING

 
        Samantha fumed.

                Samantha paused, Samantha relished.

 

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reader warning: contains language